50 reasons not to date a Photographer

Saturday, January 28, 2012 | |

No. 1: kami bukan Photographer, masih banyak kami perlu belajar untuk bergelar photographer, kami photomaniac je =)

No.2: kami kopi pes dari blog EjadPhotopoyo yang telah di kopi pes dari laman ephotozine sebelumnya.

No.3: kami kopi pes sbb kami rasa ianya soooooooo interesting fact yang terjadi kpd org yg giler kamira ni =D

No.4: perkara ini terjadi bukan time kami date

No.5: kami tak p date

and here the 50 reasons not to date a photographer:

1.‬ They rather hold their bulky camera, than hold hands with you. 
‪2. ‬On a romantic date, you’ll watch the sun go down and think “Wow this is gorgeous” and they’ll go “mirror lock, tripod, and stop down f/8 at 1/125.” 
‪3.‬ You’ll never be able to enjoy tv, movies, or magazines because they’ll point out all the visual flaws. 
‪4.‬ They like to sit in obscure coffee shop and voyeuristically watch people for great lengths of time.  
‪5. ‬If you’re taking a walk outside and you come across some “interesting light” they will make you sit/stand/pose in public so that they can take a photo.
‪6.‬ You’ll never get to enjoy freshly cooked meals because they’ll spend 15 minutes taking 20 variations of the same dish with their iPhone.  
‪7.‬ They get angry when your friends go up to them and say “I am interested in photography, can you recommend a good camera for me? Nothing professional I just want to take pretty pictures.” 
‪8.‬ You’ll wait longer for them to finish analyzing art in a museum than you’ll wait at the dmv
‪9.‬ Same goes with old used bookstores.
‪10. ‬When you think they’re giving you their undivided attention, they’re really wondering how they could fix you with a little Clone Tool and Patch Tool. 
‪11.‬ Or they are actually using you to not look so creepy as they people watch everything going on around you.
‪12.‬ They rather drop $1,000+ on new glass than a purse for you.
‪13.‬ You can’t take a photo with them without taking at least five more.
‪14.‬ If you ask them if you look fat, they’ll say “don’t worry I can photoshop you later.”
‪15.‬ They’ll never photoshop something simple for you if the content is not up to their “standards.”
‪16.‬ That photo they randomly took of you yesterday? Good luck getting them to send it to you.
‪17.‬ They spend all their time on the computer (and not for porn.)
‪18.‬ They can’t have a normal conversation with throwing acronyms and random numbers.
‪19.‬ They still use film cameras.
‪20.‬ They spend a lot of time with people cooler than you i.e. models, actors, musicians, successful rich people.
‪21.‬ They’ll be fussy over the position of a common household object, like a coffee cup.
‪22.‬ They won’t return your calls or text messages, but you can bet they’re still posting pics on Instagram.
‪23.‬ They like watching old films that you’ve never heard or will ever understand.
‪24.‬ They like looking at weird things in general.
‪25.‬ Instead of having penis-envy, they have camera-gear-envy.
‪26.‬ If there’s a natural disaster in a far away land, they’re already on a plane going over there.
‪27.‬ Everything is watermarked.
‪28.‬ They think everyone else’s photos suck.
‪29.‬ They want to color correct a lot of scenes from Twilight and Jersey Shore.
‪30.‬ They hate rainbows, especially ones spinning in a circle.
‪31.‬ Whenever you’re in a group talking and the conversation goes deep, they’re taking notes in some form of Moleskin.
‪32.‬ They use over priced Moleskin notebooks.
‪33.‬ They like trespassing into old abandoned buildings filled with health hazards.
‪34.‬ They always want to show a new photo they took, but don’t really care if you like it or not.
‪35.‬ They hate your n00bie friend’s new artsy profile picture.
‪36.‬ Bright, sunny days make them sad, but cloudy, overcast days are apparently great!
‪37.‬ They’ll take you into places that have “culture” as well a high chance of getting mugged.
‪38.‬ Your birthday present will be a portrait that they’ve taken of you.
‪39.‬ You can’t go anywhere new without them stopping to take a photo of everything and anything.
‪40.‬ They will always bug you to be a test subject.
‪41.‬ Nothing can ever be naturally pretty, everything must be fixed in Photoshop.
‪42.‬ Bringing their camera means, bringing 50lbs of equipment.
‪43.‬ If you break any of their things on accident, you’ll owe them thousands of dollars.
‪44.‬ You can’t get them a birthday/Christmas present without spending at least $500
‪45.‬ They are natural hoarders, collecting and keeping piles of old newspapers, packaging, magazines, and other things that “inspire” them.
‪46.‬ They are weird and geeky.
‪47.‬ They have hard drives of photos, but probably have printed 10 images.
‪48.‬ They are always secretly judging your creativity.
‪49.‬ If you’re ever in auto mode, they laugh at you.
‪50.‬ | reason ni utk org dewasa sahaja, since blog kami ada budak2 baca, so kami tak letak =D |

ps: serius kami terasa time baca ni, LOL

2 0 org berkata kata:

putra87­™ said...

ehem3.. sy dh dewasa.. nk tau gk apa reason last skali.. hehehe..

sweet pearl said...

Haha,sila baca dari blog sumber =D


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